the grad bucket party !

Scene: the third floor of a residential hostel in IIT Guwahati.
Time: 1:00 am
background: Pink Floyd - We don't need no education.
Occasion: a big sweet baboon - Tushar (T) was leaving IIT Guwahati after spending four memorable years with us. All of us were naturally nostalgic ;) and wanted to celebrate this time together.
Players: Doctor (D) (drunk - and unwilling to accept it!)
Tushar (T) (excited that this was his night! nostalgic about leaving; a little drunk)
Kataria (K) (sensible, having fun goading doctor!)
Abhinav Mathur(A) (drunk like hell - and boasting that he is sooo in control)
Arup(R) (trying to make sure all of us are okay; the guy in control)
Me ! (M) (the second guy in control ;), nostalgic and fooling around)

Mood : Really Really sentimental , thinking about the future.

Doc: No matter what guys, we'll always keep in touch - and let's promise to invite each other whenever we
marry. And we'll all going to %$%$%^& the guy who doesn't invite all of us okay ?
Mathur: Yes .......we'll make sure to do that.
Doc: Mathur, you'll be the first one to change man. You told me now that you are graduating no one is
supossed to call you a *#$&&#$$$(his nick name) , you asshole i feel like throwing this (brandishing his
glass of vodka) in your face.
Tushar n Me: Laughing at the look on Doc's face.
Kataria : Yeah...then throw it man !!!!
Doc: Looks at kataria with a semblence of intelligence and then throws the contents of the glass in Mathur's
face !!!!!!!

All of us: doubling with laughter and carrying mathur to wash his face.

While mathur washes his face and we're rolling with laughter .......doctor fills a bucket with water and throws it at us .....then there is this mad rush where people are running about with buckets throwing water at each other at 1:00 am in the morning!

Soon , the water isn't interesting anymore - someone walks up to mathur and solemnly suggests : " There is quite a bit of chicken left in the dish- it'll make a fine missile".

Mathur realizes how dumb he has been - leaps to the chicken and runs behind Doctor. Doctor maybe drunk but he's quick to realize that his body won't quite take the same liking to chicken that his palette does and does a sprint that belies his all size !

They run gleefully around the floor and come back towards us !!!!! Sensing danger, the rest of us sprint down the stairs - praying with don't fall on those wet stairs when there is a loud thud. I look back - Tushar is fine, so is Kataria and as we reach the same conclusion there is again a bout of laughter. Its either Doctor o r Mathur! Doctor's booming laugh confirms who it is !!!! and there is another round of laughing as we realize mathur fell splattering the delicious chicken all over the floor and himself!

Then there is some exchange of tactic and strategy and the two drunk buffons on top play their ace. Mathur calls us to speak to us and to say that he is coming down and to wait for him - while he keeps looking over his shoulder towards the bathroom (where doctor is filling the bucket - oooh how awfully clever ! ). We're smiling down at their 'covert' plan when we are taken slightly by surprise by a bucket full of water thrown down at us.
While all of us jump aside the splash and hulaballoo brings up a visibly excited guard running up.

Guard : Whats all this !!! this won't do in a hostel - i'm going to call the warden. I'm calling the guard right now.
Me : Relax....no problems....we are going away and those people upstairs are going to sleep, so cal m down and go back.

Tushar : in his characterstic in control style full of fundae ! trying to explain to the guard how he should understand that these were his 'last three hours' and this was just routine stuff going on. The guard apparently doesnt seem to understand and Tushar again reaffirms that he was leaving 'in three hours!!!' after four years...so what if there were some puddles of water around and chicken splattered generously on the floor ;)

The guard stubborn and not wanting to see the briliance of Tushar's logic shoves him aside and starts to run up just when ............

Doctor has reloaded his ammo and sends a full bucket of water right on top of the security guard to give him a spectacular early bath at 1:30!


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----- said…
I was not drunk nani...

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